You’re driving along on a back road, windows down and music blasting, when suddenly your car’s low tire pressure warning light blinks on. Your stomach clenches as you realize you’re miles from the ...

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Week 18 closes out the NFL regular season. Some teams have nothing to play for, but there's plenty at stake around the league ...